Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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