i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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