what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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