did you get engaged???
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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