we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Can't talk, ducks in the car
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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