He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
