I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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