Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Dick very happy bro
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
