Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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