Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
