Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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