Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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