He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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