I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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