This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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