I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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