Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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