i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
high people should be assigned attendants
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
i need some magic done to my vagina
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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