maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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