Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
this just has baby written all over it
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
