Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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