theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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