her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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