he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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