It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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