i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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