My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I will be naked everywhere
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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