I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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