Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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