Walk of Shame. In a state park.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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