Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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