dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
