I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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