Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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