i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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