Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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