my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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