bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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