Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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