Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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