It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
