i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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