In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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