i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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