I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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