Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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