you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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