problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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