Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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