found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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