I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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