who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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