is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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