Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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