I'm lost and stupid without you.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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